Thursday, February 14, 2008

UNKNOWN HINSON HITS THE ROAD!!

Uknown Hinson is the king of Country Western Troubadours baby, and my new god damn hero.Who is UNKNOWN HINSON? He's a sociopathic, gun-totin', ex-con redneck (charges include three counts of murder one, 19 paternity suits and random grave-robbing offenses) who's purported to be a 400-year-old vampire. He's a former carnival geek whose midway specialties were biting the heads off "certain barnyard fowls" and lifting 50-pound weights with his tongue. He boasts many grand titles, not the least of which are "Chart-Toppin' King of Country & Western Troubadours Ordained" and, most importantly (to him), "God's Gift to the Womens." Oh, and one more thing: Unknown Hinson has previously gone on record as swearing that Hank Williams, Jimi Hendrix and the Beatles downright stole most of their hits from him. "Them boys owe me hundreds!"

And now he is headin out on the road, and if you dont go to the show and be amazed!! I will curse all of you with colon cancer!! do yourself a huge favor check the dates below, find the show close to you, and GO!! and tell him Shane Diablo sent ya!!

Feb 14 2008 9:30P
Beta Bar Tallahassee, Florida
Feb 15 2008 9:00P
Bamboo Room Lake Worth, Florida
Feb 16 2008 10:00P
Rockabilly Ruckus WMNF Festival Tampa, Florida
Feb 17 2008 8:30P
Back Booth Orlando, Florida
Feb 29 2008 9:30P
V Club Huntington, West Virginia
Mar 1 2008 9:00P
The Hideaway Johnson City, Tennessee
Mar 7 2008 9:00P
Berkely Cafe Raleigh, North Carolina
Mar 13 2008 9:00P
HiTone Cafe Memphis, Tennessee
Mar 14 2008 6:00P
Arkansas Inksplosion Little Rock, Arkansas
Mar 17 2008 9:00P
Phoenix Hill Tavern Louisville, Kentucky
Mar 27 2008 9:00P
The Handlebar Greenville, South Carolina
Mar 28 2008 9:00P
Patrick Sullivans Knoxville, Tennessee
Mar 29 2008 9:00P
Greene Street Club Greensboro, North Carolina
Apr 5 2008 9:00P
Soapbox Lounge Wilmington, North Carolina
Apr 12 2008 9:00P
The Earl Atlanta, Georgia
Apr 17 2008 9:00P
The Grey Eagle Tavern Asheville, North Carolina
May 1 2008 9:00P
Safari Sam’s Hollywood, California
May 2 2008 9:00P
The Casbah San Diego, California
May 3 2008 7:00P
Tiki Invasion Montclair, California
May 14 2008 9:00P
The Aardvark Ft. Worth, Texas
May 15 2008 9:00P
Continental Club Austin, Texas
May 16 2008 9:00P
Continental Club Houston, Texas
May 17 2008 8:00P
Stubbs BBQ - Texas Rockabilly Revival Austin, Texas
May 21 2008 9:00P
Knuckleheads Kansas City Kansas City, Missouri
May 22 2008 8:00P
Mad Art Gallery St. Louis, Missouri
Jun 20 2008 9:00P
The Taphouse Norfolk, Virginia
Jun 21 2008 9:00P
Canal Club Richmond, Virginia
Jul 2 2008 9:00P
Phoenix Hill Tavern Louisville, Kentucky
Jul 4 2008 8:00P
World Party TBD, Kentucky
Jul 5 2008 9:00P
Cruisers Showcase Somerset, Kentucky
Jul 11 2008 9:00P
Southgate House Newport, Kentucky
Jul 12 2008 9:00P
Frankies Toledo, Ohio
Jul 19 2008 9:00P
The Visulite Charlotte, North Carolina
Jul 25 2008 9:00P
Zydeco Birmingham, Alabama
Jul 26 2008 9:00P
Exit/In Nashville, Tennessee
Oct 31 2008 9:00P
Grey Eagle Tavern Asheville, North Carolina
Apr 30 2009 9:00P
Phoenix Hill Tavern Louisville, Kentucky






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